Dragon's Lair III: The Curse of Mordread Publisher by ReadySoft in 1993 for the amiga.
You, Dirk the Daring, are on a quest to rescue the Fair Princess Daphne. Who has been kidnapped and is being held captive by the Evil Wizard Mordroc. To do this you must survive a perilous journey and defeat all of your adversaries. Make you way through the castle and caverns by using your joystick to move and wield your sword. Beeare of your foes as they are numerous.
Walkthrough
Scene 1
Press up when the wizard fires at you.
During your jump press fire.
Press fire while running.
When you appear at the top of the cliff, press right.
Scene 2
Press fire Immediately.
Scene 3
When shield appears around you, press fire.
Scene 4
Wait thru pause, when TweedleDee puts hat on you, press left.
Scene 5
Press left immediately.
Scene 6
Immediately press up.
When you land, press down.
After pause, just before the queen's screams, press fire.
Scene 7
Press right immediately.
Scene 8
Immediately press fire.
When screen changes, press to the left.
After getting on horse, press fire when screen changes.
Scene 9
Immediately press up.
When you land, slide back, press left (before you run out of screen ;-).
Press right when screen changes.
Scene 10
While the dragon puffs up, press fire.
When screen changes, immediately press left.
When you land on the ground, press up.
When the screen changes, press right.
Scene 11
While riding on dragon's head, press left.
When shield appears, press fire.
Scene 12
When music stops, press up.
Scene 13
When you land, press left.
While in the air, press down.
When you land next to mug, press right.
While running of edge of screen press right.
After leap, press down.
On your way to the ground, press fire.
While swinging your sword, press up.
(Phew! A fun scene but takes a bit of practice.)
Scene 14
Immediately press left.
When you land on cup, press down.
Scene 15
When you see cat's paw, press right.
Immediately followed by pressing fire.
Scene 16
While in the air, press fire.
When you are running on the ground, press fire.
Scene 17
When your teleporter appears, press left.
Scene 18
When captain yells, press fire.
While falling into barrel, press down.
Immediately followed by pressing right.
Scene 19
Before you get to the end of the plank, press right.
When you start to fall, press up.
When you land on ropes, press fire.
While you slice the pirate, press up.
When you land on top of the ship, press fire.
Scene 20
When you land, press fire.
During your slice, press fire.
Scene 21
When you land on path, press down.
While the clock jumps over you, press fire.
When screen changes, press fire.
As you enter the palace, press left.
Scene 22
While running towards clock, press up.
When you reach top of clock, immediately press up.
Once inside clock, immediately press right.
While in the air, press up.
As you approach the door, press right.
Scene 23
After you smash through the clock, wait for screen to change and press right.
While in the air, press up.
As soon as screen changes, immediately press right.
Immediately press right.
Scene 24
Wait for screen to change, press down.
While picking up the mirror, press left.
Scene 25
Immediately press down.
While in the air, press right.
Before landing, press right.
Before you land on your teleporter, press fire.
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Dragon's Lair was produced for amiga by ReadySoft in 1989.
You, the hapless knight, Dirk the Daring. Must rescue Princess Daphne from a dragon controlled castle full of dangers. Princess Daphne is the beautiful daughter of King Aethelred.
Dirk the Daring
Dragon´s Lair is the only adventure game for joystick.
It was originally made for the amiga CD32 as a laserdisc game.
Cheat
Hold [Esc] + R + / + L + N + 7 and press Fire.
OR
Hold [Esc] + [Right] + [Left] + N + 7 and press Fire
Princess Daphne
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Play Dragon´s Lair on STEAM.
Bar games was developed by ArtisTech Development and released for Commodore Amiga in 1989 by Accolade inc. This game contains five subgames. Liars dice, wet´n wild, last call, air hockey and pick-up artist.
Each of the events of the bar games can be played individually.
Choose between:
LIAR'S DICE
WET'N WILD
LAST CALL
AIR HOCKEY
PICK-UP ARTIST
In the tournament, players face each challenge in succession, starting with
liars dice, then wet´n wild, etc. player one always plays each event first
The high scores are shown in the last several pages of the bar games menu.
When you complete a tournament,the Tournament Standings screen lists the order
of finish for the tournament just played.
You can use either the keyboard or joystick to play.
Liar´s dice
Each player begins this game with 100 chips. There are ten rounds. If,
however, your chip total becomes zero at the end of any round, the game is
over. Each round opens with your first WAGER in increments of five, from 5
to 500 chips, but, of course,you can not wager more chips than you have.
You win if: You call your computer opponent and her bid is higher than the
actual combination of hands; or your opponent calls your bid, and the actual
combination of hands is equal to, or greater than your bid.
You looose if: You call the computer opponent and her bid is equal to or less
than the actual combination of hands; or Your opponent calls your bid, and the
actual combination of hands is less than your bid.
Wet´n wild
Is in real just a Wet T-Shirt Contest, the object of this lubricious entertainment is to dunk as many buckets of water as you can from a catwalk onto a contestant on a stage below. You get a maximum of 16 buckets and one minute per round to get the hardbody below at least 80% wet. Each time you do, you move on to a new contestant.
There are 8 possible rounds. A round is over when all your buckets are empty
or the time hits zero or you have gotten a contestant 100% wet. The game is
over when you fail to get any contestant at least 80% wet, or when the timer
hits zero in the final 8th round.
Scoring and Extra Buckets.
You can earn points for each percentage point that you get any contestant wet.
Check the wetness gauge , a horizontal bar above the contestant's name, to see
how wet you've gotten the contestant.
Direct hit = 25% Wet
Near hit = 12% Wet
Marginal hit = 6% Wet
Miss = 0% Wet
For every 200 points you score, you earn one EXTRA BUCKET. These appear only
at the beginning of succeeding rounds, and only replace those buckets kicked
off by earlier contestants.
If you get any contestant 100% wet, you earn 5 bonus points.
for each second remaining in the round, as well as 10 bonus.
points for each unused bucket remaining.
Last call
You are the bartender. Your job: Slide mugs of beer down a long, sleek,
3-tiered bar to thirsty patrons. Precision throwing is a pure art - too weak,
and the mug slides off the bar short of the mark; too strong, and the mug goes
tumbling over your customer's outstretched hand.
Each of the four rounds consists of a one hour shift,and the rounds take place
on four consecutive "nights" - Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
Naturally, as you head into the weekend, each night is a lot tougher than the
preceding one.
Air hockey
A simple game that requires complex motor skills, always present in any bar
situation. On screen is a standard air hockey table. The object is to score
goals by using your PADDLE to knock the PUCK into the slot (goal) on the
opponent's end of the table.
As you advance, goals are worth more points and the bonus "constant" is higher
Here's how the bonus structure works, using Barbi as an
Employing your best pick-up lines, find the girl with the flower on Wednesday
night, so that you can take her on a series of three dates. If you can
satisfy her conversational desires on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday as well,
then you receive the big Weekend Reward.
Once you gather enough gumption to strike up a conversation, Stephanie, Michelle or Anastasia.
There are some basic conversational guidelines. No matter which girl you choose to talk to
on the first night (Wednesday), the computer will ask you a series of three
questions, and you have three possible replies to each question.
If you select the correct replies to all three questions - and she is the one
with the flower - then you can earn the right to take her on a date Thursday,
the next night.
Walkthrough
For Anastasia (the girl on the right, in the black dress).
At the bar:
What do you want to talk about?
-Exotic vacation sites
Tell her about:
-Lanai, Hawaii
What do you do there?
-Ride horses
At the table.
Order drinks:
-Wine spritzer
What do you do?
-Psychologist
How about dinner tomorrow at:
-My place
What kind of music do you like?
-Jazz and Blues
Ask her about?
-The theater
What dessert do you order to share?
-Hot fudge sundae
At the beach:
Ask her about?
-The radio station
What do you want to do?
-Fly a kite
Would you like to:
-Walk along the beach
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Hare Raising Havoc is a side-scrolling puzzle adventure game developed by BlueSky Software in 1991 for the Amiga and MS-DOS, and published Disney Software.
Baby Herman runs away after he catches sight of the large baby-bottle-shaped sign on top of a local bottling plant.
Roger Rabbit is in charge of the babysitting. In order not to be sent back to the science lab. He has to find his way out of the house, and up onto the roof of the plant, before Mommy arrives home. and finds out Baby Herman missing.
Level skip:
Hold [Left Alt] + [Ctrl] + [Shift] + [F5] to advance to the next level. I only found two answers to the questions in the beginning of the game.
Apple
How many of this item does Roger have in his shirt pocket?
0 Hourglass
How many of this item does Roger have in his FRONT pocket?
1
Mommy is going shopping for an hour, and she has asked Roger Rabbit to watch
Baby Herman while she is gone. While Roger is telling Mommy what a good job
he'll do, Baby Herman spots a giant milk bottle on top of Tasty Moo Dairy
and crawls away. Roger has sixty cartoon minutes to find Baby Herman and
get him back home. In order to do this, Roger has to find his way out of
seven different areas. The normal exits are locked or blocked, so Roger
must use his wits and the objects in the room or area he is in to get
himself out. Roger will want to try everything around him. Have him pull,
push, kick, slide and jump on objects to see if they'll help him escape.
Hints
The following section contains general hints on how you
might complete a room. These are just hints, there is a
complete walkthrough for the game at the end of this
document that will specifically tell you what to do to win.
Hints for the living room
Try pulling chains and see what happens. Use your head.
Roger will have to move some furniture around in order to
get out of this room.
Don't trip over the lump in the carpet. Hmmmm...I wonder
what that could be?
There's a nasty fish in the fishbowl. You'll need to use
Roger's magnetic personality to get what you need.
Mommy's not home. Jump on the furniture!
Around and around he goes, where will he land? Nobody
knows.
Time's a wastin' so get out fast!
Hints for the kitchen
Old Mother Hubbard's cupboards were bare. But Mommy's may
or may not be. This is a key problem.
Repeating things may bring timely rewards.
Quick! Try to get something off the shelves.
Mommy's going to have to buy paper plates when Roger gets
through with the kitchen!
Once Roger gets past the sink, he's really cookin' now.
Swing high, swing low. Do you know which way to go?
Hints for the bathroom
You can't go far slipping on that wet floor. Something might
get soaked.
After all he's been through so far, Roger might need to
freshen up. This should give him a lift, but don't let this
hint throw you.
Roger needs hot and cold to be just right. Remember, hot
air usually rises.
Try the plumber's helper to give Roger a boost.
Up, up and away is the key to getting out of this room.
Hints for the backyard
Water Pressure can really help get you over annoying
obstacles.
That's some high powered fertilizer!
There may be more in the tree than meets the eye. I'd keep
checking if I were you. A watched bucket never fills.
Douse the heat to give Fido a treat. If Roger is quick, the tire-swing should do the trick.
Hints for the street
Some people are allergic to feathers, and we're not clowning
around! One good sneeze deserves another, if it's done in a timely
fashion. Some trash is valuable, but be sure to put things back where
you found them. Roger's magnetic personality may not be enough. He may need
to lure in some help.
Hints for the construction site
Roger has more than one pocket. Try carrying more than one
item. Gee, that cement mixer looks a lot like something else. Try
it out. It can be a bang!
Turning things upright can help Roger get to the right (But
TNT doesn't hurt, either!).
Hints for the factory (Dairy)
Remember: You can't do anything to a bottle unless it's
clean, you can't put a nipple on it until it is full, you
can't stack it until it is labeled and complete, and you
can't save Baby Herman until you can reach the window.
This one's pretty much up to you!
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Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards, is the first game in the serie.
There was made 3 games for the amiga. And there is 7 different adventures i total.
Amiga games:
Leisure Suit Larry: in the Land of the Lounge Lizards
Leisure Suit Larry: Goes Looking for Love
Leisure Suit Larry: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
This clasic graphic adventure game, with a erotic theme.
Was originally developed for PC DOS. And later ported to other platforms.
You play the middle-aged Larry Laffer.
And you must help Laffy find the woman of his dreams.
All Larry got is a 1970s disco-era leisure suit and $94 in his pocket.
On your quest, you will meet 4 ladyes.
The nameless sex worker, Fawn, Faith and Eve the bathing beauty and Larry's ultimate goal.
Watch my video for a full walkthrough.
Further down in the blog, you also finde the age verification questions and answers.
F1 for the menu
Use arrows or number keys to move Larry
ESC to use menus
ENTER to choose from a menu
ESC to return to the game
Every Time you get a new item, you should always look at it.
To find out more information about it.
And don´t forget to save the game on a regular basis.
Open door (open door). Sit on the empty bar stool (sit).
Talk to bartender and order whiskey (order drink) or (buy drink) ask for a whiskey.
Go north through door way. Take rose (take flower).
Talk to the drunk (talk to man), give him your whiskey (give whiskey).
Go through door on right. Read the walls 4 times (read wall) or (look wall).
Use zipper on toilet, or type (sit) and (get up).
Do not flush toilet.
Look at sink (look in basin), take ring (get ring) and (wash hands).
Exit bathroom, go to the bar area
Knock on red door. (knock on door) and (Ken sent me)
Use remote control on tv (use remote) and (change channel) until pimp is interested.
Go upstairs.
Take candy (get candy).
Open window and exit through it (open window) and (get out of window).
Look at the window to the right (look window).
Jump in to the dumpster, just go to the fire ladder.
Look in dumpster (look in trash), get hammer (get hammer).
Exit dumpster (get out of dumpster).
walk to front of Lefty's.
Read the sign on the pole. Call a taxi (taxi), you might need to use spray(use spray).
Enter cab (get in to taxi).
Talk to cabby (talk to man), go to casino (casino), pay (pay) him and get out (get out).
Go to casino (go to casino).
On arrival get out of taxi(get out of taxi)
Go in to the casion and find the ashtray (look at ashtray) and (get card)
Go in to the cabaret, find a empty tabel and sit (sit). Look at the girls (look girls)
Leave the room, and go back ind. Now there should be a comedian. He will tell some jokes.
Leave the cabaret and go to the slot machines. Play the slot closest to the entrance (use slot).
Play a few bucks and leave (exit).
Try the blackjack tabel (sit).
Save the game :-)
Bet (change bet) and try to win some money.
Blackjack is your best chance of winning some money.
Since it is not totally dependent on luck
Try to win 250$ and the leave the casino. The leave the blackjack table (exit)
Go to the right of the screen.
You need to got back and forth between chapel and the casino.
Untill you meet the guy in a barrel. It can take a while before he shows up.
Or you can try and find him next time you come to the casino.
Talk to the guy, and buy the apple from him (buy apple).
Call a taxi (cab) and (get in to taxi/cab)
Ask the taxi driver to go to the disco (disco).
At the disco, get out of the taxi (get out).
Go up to the bouncer at the door, show him the card (show card).
Sit at the tabel where the girl is sitting (sit) and look at the girl (look lady).
You can look at the girl again (look lady) or just talk to her (talk to lady).
Talk to the girl af few times, and read her responses. Eventual she will talk with you.
Now try and give her a rose (give rose).
And the give her the candy (give candy).
You can give the ring to the girl ashwell (give ring).
Ask the girl to dance (dance) and (get up).
After the john travolta moves on the dance floor, go back to the tabel (sit).
Look at the girl (look girl).
She will ask you to marry her, if you give her some money (give money).
Get up (get up) and leave the disco.
Go to the left, avoid the guy in the street and look at the phone (look phone).
Read the phone number and the use the phone to call (use phone).
Enter 209-683-6858
Then use the phonenumber 555-6969.
Answers to the questions on the phone:
Fawn
Face
Give each other gifts
My face
Money
Now enter the quiki mart.
Go to the magazins and tage one (get magazine) and the read the magazine (read magazine).
Go down to the liquor and get some wine (get wine).
Pay the indian guy for the wine (pay) and ask for some condomes (ask for condom).
You must hoose between two kinds, Smooth or libbed. Type your favorit (smooth).
Colored or plain? (collored)
Lubricated or rough-cut? (lubricated).
Striped or plaid? (striped)
Finaly you must choose between peppermint or spearmint? (peppermint).
Leave the store and go out to the street again.
Pickup the phone (take phone)
Give the wine to the man on the street, when he ask you for wine (give wine).
Call a taxi (cab) and (get into cab)
Tell the cab driver to go to the chapel (chapel).
Pay the cab driver on arrival (pay) and (get out)
Talk to the man in the brown cottoncoat (talk to man)
Enter the chapel (open door) and go in.
Walk up to the girl and marry her (marry)
You must go to the casino and play some blackjack. You are going to need more money.
Win about 100$ before you go to the elevator in the back of the casino (press four).
Fort floor got the honeymoon suite, look for the door with the heart (knock on door).
Go in to the suite and talk to Fawn (talk to fawn)
You must turn on the radio (turn on radio), with the phonenumber from the comercial,
You go to the elevator (press one)
Exit the casino and call a taxi (cab) and (get into cab).
Ask the taxi driver to go to the store (store)
At the stor, pay and get out of taxi (pay) and (get out)
Use the phone to dial the phonenumber 555-8039 to get some wine (dial phone)
Ask for wine (wine)
Delivered to the honeymoon suite (honeymoon suite)
Call a taxi again (cab) and (get into cab)
Drive back to the casino (casino)
Pay the taxi (pay) and (get out)
Hurry back to the honeymoon suite and knock on the door one more time.
Pour some wine (pour wine) and (talk to Fawn)
You can now lie on the bed (lie on bed) or try (undress).
UPS, you must now try to get out of the ropes (use knife).
Remember to take the rope before you leave the suite (get rope)
Once again you must play blackjack. Go down to the first floor and play.
When you won 100$ you go out on the street
Call a taxi (cab) and (get into cab)
Go back to Lefty´s (lefty´s) or (bar)
At Lefty´s (pay) and (get out).
Inside Lefty´s you must knock on the red door (knock door) and (Ken sent me).
On the first floor you must go to the bed and look at the lady (look lady).
Undress and put on a condom before you jump in to the bed (undress) and (wear condom).
It is time to jump in to the bed (lie on bed) or (get in bed).
After some fun, you must look at the lady and remember to remove the condom (look lady) and (remove condom).
Get out of the window (climb out window).
Go right and look at the window (look window) and (tie rope to balcony) and (tie rope to Larry) and (lean over) and (use hammer) and (get bottle) and (climb back) and (untie rope).
Get down by the fire stairs and get out of dumpster (get out of dumpster)
Go back to the street and call a taxi (cab) and (get into cab)
Now you must go back to the casino (casino)
Pay the taxi (pay) and (get out).
Enter the casino and take the elevator to the top floor (press eight)
Find the lady on this floor and look at her (look lady) and (talk to lady)
Talk to the lady a few more time (talk to lady)
It is time to give Faith some pills (exit)
Look at Faith again (look lady) and (talk to lady) and (give pills to lady)
Better luck next time. Look at the desk (look desk) and (press button)
Use the elevator to go to the penthouse.
Find the door in the back of the penthouse and open the door (open door)
Go inside and look at the room (look room)
Take the doll and look at it (get doll) and (look doll) and (blow up doll)
Use the doll :-) (use doll) and (use doll)
Follow the doll as she fly out of the open door and out on the balcony.
Talk to the girl in the spa bath (look lady) and (get into spa) and (look lady)
You must talk to Eve a few times (talk to lady).
And then give the apple to her (give apple)
THE (happy) END
Age Verification Questions:
Question
Letter
Answer
Tiptoe Through the Tulips" was recorded by
c
Tiny Tim
Where's the...
c
beef?!
A nehru jacket is
b
out of date
Bourbon Street is in
d
New Orleans, Louisiana
Calvin Klein is
c
a clothing designer
Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was
d
Mr. Greenjeans
Charlie McArthy and
d
Edgar Bergen
Does a pair of queens beat 3 deuces?
a
Yes, in Blackjack
Herb Alpert and the ____ Brass?
a
Tijuana
How many molecules are there in a glass of water?
d
as many as there are
I find computer games with adult content
b
acceptable
If a physician were on an island with Bo Derek, he would
d
thank God
If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to
d
stop playing computer games
It's not nice to fool
b
mother nature
Joe Dimaggio played
b
Baseball
Lee Harvey killed
c
John F. Kennedy
Mohammed Ali is
c
a professional boxer
Peter Piper picked pickled
c
peppers
Sergent Pepper was
c
the leader of the lonely hearts club band
The largest state is
b
Alaska
The last name of Annette was
c
Funicello
The most effective form of birth control is
a
abstinence
The most likely place to find virgins is
c
St. Mary's Girl's School
The most populous city in the US is
c
New York
The result of Watergate was
c
Richard Nixon quit
Utah is full of
d
none of the above
When playing Monopoly you
b
must own 4 houses before building a hotel
Which is non-alcoholic
c
Perrier
Which is not a car?
d
Toshiba
Which is not a cheese?
d
Reisling
Which is not a city in Mexico?
c
San Diego
Which is not an American armed force?
d
the national league
Which is not in Hawaii?
c
Fiji
Who has not been US attourney general?
b
Sam Shepard
Who is buried in Grants tomb?
d
Mrs. Grant
Who was not a famous musician?
d
Tom Garvey
Who was not a politician?
c
W.C. Fields
Who was not an astronaut?
a
John Milton
Who was the leader of Nazi Germany?
d
Adolf Hitler
Who wrote "To be or not to be"?
a
Will. Shakespeare
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You can buy this game on STEAM
Developed by New World Computing, and released for the Amiga in 1989.
You play against four computer-controlled spitting images of your choice or randomly chosen.
Now you must try to win world domination. In order to do that, you get 4 options:
Don't take this the wrong way. I played this game alot back in the late 80´.
But, the gameplay is quite limited in its design.
And winning i based on luck rather than skills.
If you are very unlucky, all four enemies can choose to attack you.
Definition of spitting images
Spitting Image is a British satirical puppet show, created by Peter Fluck, Roger Law and Martin Lambie-Nairn.
The series was produced by 'Spitting Image Productions' for Central Independent Television over 18 series which aired on the ITV network.
The series was nominated and won numerous awards during its run ...
You can see my walkthrough and learn how to finish the game.
Or you can just play the game all by your self.
Either way is there a few things worth knowing.
Besides collecting everything you find on your way.
These four things are worth knowing.
* Insult Sword Fighting, how to win
* How to free the prisoner from the dungeon (the mug run)
* The combination to the shopkeepers vault
* Directions to monkey island (the pot recipe)
Read my hints below this full length gameplay.
Insult Sword Fighting
Is a skill that you can learn from Captain Smirk and from the Troll guarding the bridge.
But they only teach you three insults. And the list of insults is long.
You find Captain Smirk and the troll here:
After you have learned a few insults. It is time to go out on the path and practice.
Normaly you will need three successfully landed insults to ensure a victory.
You need three pirats to respond with "Wow! you´re goog enough to fight the sword master".
Insults and Comebacks:
Insult
Comeback
You fight like a Dairy Farmer!
How appropriate! You fight like a cow!
This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
I've spoken with apes more polite than you!
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waving it about like a feather duster.
People fall at my feet when they see me coming!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorroids are flaring up again eh?
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
He must have taught you everything you know.
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why? Did you want to borrow one?
There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
I've heard you are a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Then you will be ready to fight the sword master.
Sword masters normaly have their own unique list of insults and those who oppose them are forced to use their wits to find a comeback in their own repertoire that makes sense.
You find the sword master here:
The sword master got 17 different insults
Insult
Comeback
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
My tongue is sharper than any sword
First, you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.
If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.
No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?
My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?
My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floor.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
How to free the prisoner from the dungeon (the mug run)
Ash you run from the SCUM BAR, with the mug full of grog.
The mug will start to deteriorate / melt. It is important that you swap mugs as you run towards the dungeon. I made a small video to show you how to use and swap mug.
The combination to the shopkeepers vault
Just pay attention to what the shopkeeper does, when he goes to open the safe.
Let me show you how this works.
Directions to monkey island
Recipe for the pot on the ship.
To send the ship on a Mysterious voyage you will need to add the following ingredients.
* 100% cotton t-shirt
* breath mints
* cereal
* Chicken
* dusty book
* cinnamon stick
* feather pen
*fine wine
*gunpowder
* jolly roger
* ink
Also read my beginner´s guide to getting started playing abandonware.
You can buy this game on STEAM
The little computer people (LCP) is also known as House-On-A-Disk
Was created by Activision for the Commodore 64 in 1985.
I am not going to wright a complete walkthrough.
Because the internet is full of very detailed description of the game.
You can find a manual at the bottom of this page.
And I made what I consider the largest list of questions, that you can ask your LCP to do.
The keyboard commands don't work at the beginning of a new game in the first 5 - 10 minutes. In this phase the "new" LCP walks through and examines his house.
CTRL+F = Food will be delivered at the door.
CTRL+W = The watertank will be filled up a little.
CTRL+A = Rings the alarm clock.
CTRL+D = Dog food will be delivered at the door. LCP does the rest.
CTRL+C = The telephone rings. LCP loves to make telephone calls.
CTRL+P = Patting, all LCP love this.
CTRL+R = Give LCP a record.
CTRL+B = Give LCP a book.
Communication
It is possible to 'talk' to your LCP by typing sentences at the
keyboard of your computer. You can make suggestions as to
what he should do - play the piano or you can ask
him to write you a letter. keep trying new ideas at the keyboard
and watch what happens.
* Please type a letter to me / Please Type Letter
* Please build a fire
* Please play piano
* Please play another song
* Please Play Record
* Please Play Cards
* Please dance
* Please Drink Water
* Please Feed Dog
* Please Play Computer
* Please Brush Teeth
Some of the terms that LCP understands. Whether the LCP follows instructions depends on recent research, the mood of the LCP as well as his character.
Playing Games
1. Anagrams
2. Card War
3. Poker
4. Black jack
3. Word puzzles
Hint
the emotional state of your little compter person is important.
So be sure to pay attention to his physical needs and overall well being.
A mystery
Aabsolutely no-one has found out what the LCP's get
up to when they go through that door and disappear off the screen.
No, not the toilet door, the OTHER one...
I made this replay of the legendary match between Garry Kasparov and Veselin Topalov
The game was played on the 20 January 1999, at the Hoogovens A Tournament.
You probably already know how the game ends. So i am only going to leave a teaser.
When a knight faces up to an attacking pawn, the look of anguish and pain on his face as he gets booted squarely between the legs is so funny!!
There are many, many other examples of humour, see if you can spot the monty python reference.
Red: Garry Kasparov
Blue: Veselin Topalov
Garry Kasparov was born 13 april 1963 in Baku, Aserbajdsjanske.
Grandmaster between 1985-1993.
Also read my beginner´s guide to getting started playing abandonware.
You can buy this game on STEAM
Back in 1986 Cinemaware published Defender of the crown for the Commodore Amiga.
Not long after, the commodore 64 version was released.
It is now to be found on various platforms. Latest is the browser and Android edition.
How to rescue a Saxon ladie in defender of the crown?
I made a video, to show you how it is done. You find the video further down in this blog.
Before you start playing the game yourself, I recommend downloading the manual (en).
On your quest to win the kingdom of England.
You get the chance to rescue one of these 4 beautiful ladies.
